Twiztid - Gravy Boatz lyrics

(Chorus x3)

Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat

Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!

(Madrox)

We run shit like constipation on Exlax

All up in your pocket like Uncle Sam and the income tax

Can you relax when shit is run a mile a minute?

Play the industry like pussy, grab your dick and get up in it (Are you in it to win it?)

As we prevail, with shit so obese that it's tipping the scale

I been to Hell, heavy hot mothafucka walking the Earth since child birth

Never went to school, and when I did, I ate my homework

Never played a fool, and if I did, I was a poser

You can't blame a nerd for trying to get closer (Now I'm the poster boy!)

For geeks and freaks and chainsaw murderers that seldom ever sleep

They call me Stay-Puft Marshmellow

Man cause I was so fat my arms looked like they were sectioned off in rubber bands

Would it ever change?

I prayed and hope it

Throw a scoop of mash potatos, see the chorus for the gravy boat

(Chorus x3)

Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat

Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!

(Monoxide)

I'm on speed

Abstruction of justice and all that

Fuck the cops, where my mothafucking dogs at?

Your corner boy with the teddy bear nose, and the fake ass asortment of hoes

I'm changing clothes like a true scrub, maybe twice a week

And smoking weed till my eyeballs bleed

Once I hit the Lotto

Crazy money, millions and G's, and then I split that shit on the trees

Treat me like the freak I am

Don't ever route me on a tour to Japan, I base it all up on my sound scan

So glad you leave my tastebuds fiending, with a slow jam singing, and some fake thug clinging to ya

I see the gangstas just walk on through, and ain't a mothafucking thing you can do

Shit, my brain blew out on concrete, but my feet keep moving to another beat

Like the Jedi Luke Skywalker

(Chorus x3)

Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat

Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!

*musical interlude*

(Chorus x3)

Mashed potatos, we're unable to row, riding on a gravy boat

Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!