Trooper - $100,000.00 lyrics

Hello Operator, get me Ottawa on the line

They've got lots of money there

Make the call collect this time

Well let's find me a millionaire

Who'll send me 'bout a hundred grand

Well, I'm a little short of cash

I could sure use a helping hand

Send it to me right away

You could make it C.O.D.

Well, I don't mind as long as all the cash involved is comin' to me

If you wanna send me more, I could always use a bigger pile

But $100,000 should hold me for a little while

A hundred thousand dollars

A hundred thousand dollars

A hundred thousand dollars

Should hold me for a little while

Well, I don't wanna be greedy but we're livin' in a very hard time

And if I don't get some money I'll be forced to lead a life of crime

I haven't worked it out exactly but I think a hundred grand will do

It outta do the job, give or take a buck or two

A hundred thousand dollars

A hundred thousand dollars

A hundred thousand dollars

Give or take a buck or two

A buck or two

A hundred thousand dollars

A hundred thousand dollars

A hundred thousand dollars

Should hold me for a little while

Hello Operator, get me Ottawa on the line

They've got lots of money there

Make the call collect this time

Well, let's find me a millionaire

Who'll send me 'bout a hundred grand

Well, I'm a little short of cash

I could sure use a helping hand

A hundred thousand dollars ...

Two hundred thousand dollars

Five hundred thousand dollars

Should hold me for a little while