Tripod - Bugger Off lyrics

Yon: Dah-ba-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah.

This is fun,

Let's do this again next week,

I think we should.

Just had one,

Well, they told me that this gear was really good.

Gatesy: Now I know we've been buddies,

For four hundred years.

Through good and through cruddy,

And part-time careers.

Scod: But recently I'm thinking,

Tripod: Indecently I'm thinking.

Yon: I think you...

Gatesy and Scod: I think you...

Tripod: ... know what I'm thinking,

How's about it, you and me?

Yon: Yeah?

Aww.

Well,

Tripod: Bugger off.

I will love you to the end,

So bugger off.

Yes, I know that we're good friends,

But bugger off.

No, I'm not having a lend,

Just bugger off.

I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now.

Scod: Now you know,

Yon and Gatesy: You know...

Scod: And you don't agree that we should do the do.

Yon and Gatesy: Do the do, do the do, do the do...

Scod: Prob'ly right,

Yon and Gatesy: You know...

Scod: It would stuff us up as friends, I think so too.

Yon and Gatesy: But then again you never know...

Scod: Then again, you never know,

Yon and Gatesy: Oooh...

Scod: If you don't give it a go.

Yon and Gatesy: Oooh...

Scod: If you spend your whole life choosing,

Yon and Gatesy: Oooh...

Scod: In the end it's you who's losing.

And what if you succeed and find,

Yon and Gatesy: What if you succeed...

Scod: The perfect one you had in mind?

Yon and Gatesy: The perfect one you need...

Scod: Things are never what you hope they'll be.

Yon and Gatesy: Never hoped they'll...

Tripod: It's true, just ask me.

Bugger off.

I will love you to the end,

So bugger off.

Yes, I know that we're good friends,

But bugger off.

No, I'm not having a lend,

Just bugger off.

I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now.

Yon and Gatesy: Ahh...

Scod: I've got washing to do, and programs to watch.

Tripod: Na na na... (a'capella string quartet style vocals)

Bugger off...