Tracy Byrd - The Truth About Men lyrics

(Feat. Blake Shelton, Andy Griggs, Montgomery Gentry)

We don't like to go out shopping

We don't care what's on sale

We just wanna sit with a bag full of chips

Watching the NFL

When you come over at half-time

And say: "Does this dress fit too tight?"

We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie

And say: "Uh, uh, looks just right"

Well, that's the truth about men

Yeah, that's the truth about us

We like to hunt and golf on our days off

Scratch, and spit, and cuss

It don't matter what line we hand you

When we come dragging in

We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry

And it's probably gonna happen again

We hate watching "Steel Magnolias"

We like "Rambo" and "Die Hard 4"

Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools

At the Home Depot store

We don't really wanna take you to dinner

At some fancy restaurant

The only reason we do is 'cause we know it leads to

The one thing that we all want

Well, that's the truth about men

Yeah, that's the truth about guys

We'd rather play guitars and work on cars

Than work on the problems in our lives

And though we might say it to you

Every now and then

We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry

And it's probably gonna happen again

Well, if you wanna know what we're all thinking

It's nothing too complex

It's just something cold for drinking

And a whole lot of s.e.s

Yes, that's the truth about men

Yeah, that's the truth about us

We like to hunt and golf an' drive around, lost

Scratch, and spit, and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff

It don't matter what line we hand you

When we come a-crawling in

We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry

And it's probably gonna happen again

We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry

And it's probably gonna happen

Sure, it's gonna happen

You know it's gonna happen again

And that's the truth about men

You know it, son