Tracy Byrd - Revenge Of A Middle-aged Woman guitar chord
Tabbed by: Jeannie Shippers
Album: Revenge Of The Middle-Aged Woman
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Note: n.c. means no chord
REVENGE OF A MIDDLE-AGE WOMAN Tracy Byrd
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I was looking for a cheap car in the Sunday classifies
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When an ad jumped out and hit me right between my bugged out eyes
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It was a two year old mercedes for 700 bucks
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I couldn't make my trembling fingers dial that number fast enough
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The woman who picked up the phone said yes it's still for sale
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But I've had about a 1000 calls so you better move your tail
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when I drove up that long driveway with cash there in my hands
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she met me at the garage in a short skirt and a tan
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when we took it for a test drive I couldn't believe my luck
She said,
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I'll throw in them Arnold Palmer golf clubs there in the trunk
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none of this was making sense but then it dawned me
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when she referred as her old man as that cheatin' s.o.b.
CHORUS:
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It's a was a classic case of a woman scorn
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She'll make that man wish he had never been born
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She a forty something year old judge and jury
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Hell has no fury like revenge of a middle-aged wo-man
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So she took me out to breakfast put it on his credit card
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And by the time they poured the coffee she was pouring out her heart
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Stories of his sneaking round and sorted escapades
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Secretaries waitresses and bimbos half his age
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She said you know there is one thing I ought to thank him for
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But he ticked me off so much I put new locks on the doors
to chorus, lead G D G A,
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I believe good wine and woman get better with time
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And if you ask me that man's a fool or else he must be blind
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I'll never know his motives can't get inside his head
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but I'm driving that Mercedes and I'm sleeping in his bed
to chorus, to ending
ENDING:
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Revenge of a middle-aged wo-man
"I know I ought to feel guilty about something
I just cant't think of what it might be"
