Tracy Byrd - Lifestyles Of The Not So Rich And Famous lyrics

Honey, they're bringing out a TV crew

They wanna do a story 'bout me and you

They'll be stringing up bright lights in the backyard

There'll be cameras on their shoulders

We'll be reading cue cards

Leave them long johns on the line

If the kids look dirty, that'll be just fine

They're gonna put us on

Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

They wanna see us go hog wild

Over beans and barbecue

They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks

The holes in all our socks

Talking 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Tell 'em 'bout your mama and the bowling league

Tell 'em 'bout junior and his baseball team

I'll show 'em my nine point buck on the wall

I'll blow a few times on my new duck call

Let 'em see ol' blue how he sleeps all day

We'll bring out the Elvis TV tray

They're gonna put us on

Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

They wanna see us go hog wild

Over beans and barbecue

They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks

The holes in all our socks

Talking 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Yeah our idea of high class living

Is sitting on the porch on a cool night

Our champagne and caviar

Is an RC cola and a moon pie

I'm talking 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous