Total Devastation - Da Horny Man lyrics

[INTRO:]

This is the story of a dog y'all

A famous dog, a nasty dog, a dirty dog

A stanky dog, a status dog a horny dog

Check it out y'all Here it comes (hit it) its the horny man

[VERSE 1:]

A one two mic check it I come to get naked

So can you get wit it hey honey can I hit it

Cause I'm the horny man and I love to hit skins

And I got a jim hat so its safe to go in

Gettin hot like a toasta posin on your posta

Come and take a ride on my love roller coaster

Swimmin in women divin like scuba

I'm hittin mad skins like my man grand puma

Everybody loves me cause I got a lot of flavor

Plus I'm best known for my sexual behavior

I'm hung like a hanger the green weed slanger

And like the Hip Squad I'm a status head banger

Addictive like a drug all you need is a hug

And you can be loved

So honey catch the vibe cause its the one to be on

With more nick names then neon Deon Sanders

Prime time comin from Atlanta

I'm comin out the mission like the great Santana

So now I'm gettin hyped I want to be like Mike

And never met a female that I didn't like

Cause I treat them like a prostitute

You know I knock the boots

And if their man steps up then I'm quick to shoot

I'm always packin never lackin when I'm mackin

I come for reala you actin like you crackin

Kickin lots of flavor call me Flavormackaliscous

And I keep a lot of bitches cause they say that I'm delicious

I'm dipin divin and stir it up like coffee

Sure your mr. salty but your girlfriend wont get off me

Cause I'm hard like a rock tearin up the block

With a 9m glock and a ten foot cock

Produce dope hits I love big tits

Plus I'm all that and a hot bowl of grits

Weigh a buck and three quarters

So fathers hid your daughters

Cause I'm runnin through them like my name is Ricky Waters

I'm a dip and groove and do a spin move real smooth

But I aint got shit to prove

Gettin love at the pub like Sam Malone

And I make a bitch moan when its time to bone

Cause I melt them like butter word to your mother

And you know I want to get blunted my brother

22 grams much love to the clan

Peace out from the mother fuckin horny man