Todd Snider

Todd Snider - Statistician Blues guitar chord

Statistician Blues

Todd Snider

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They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain

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97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain

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I'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime

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99 percent think with 3 percent 100 percent of the time

64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot

82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not

I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt

I need another double shot of something 90 proof

I got too much to think about

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Too much to think about

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Too much to figure out

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Stuck between hope and doubt

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It's too much to think about

They say 92 percent of everything you learned in school was just bullshit you'll never need

84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed

Because 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success

Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population

Drinks to an alarming excess

More money, more stress

It's too much to think about

Too much to figure out

Stuck between hope and doubt

It's too much to think about

Pick it now

84 percent of all statisticians truly hate their jobs

They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs

There's this little bank not far from here I've been watching now for a while

Lately all I can think about's how bad I wanna go out in style

And it's too much to think about

Too much to figure out

Stuck between hope and doubt

It's too much to think about

That's right

It's too much to think about

Amen

It's too much to think about

Mmm hmmm

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