Todd Snider - Plastic Girl guitar chord

Plastic Girl

By Todd Snider

Tabbed By Larry Mofle

rmofle@satx.rr.com

12/29/2004

D

Well I knew I had to have her when I sent off in the mail

D A

When I saw her picture in that magazine

A

And when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew up

A D

The prettiest plastic girl you’d ever seen

D

I called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind

D G

I figured that I’d keep her around

G D

Her plug kept her inflated and when I it in

A D

But when I pulled it out she’d go down

Chorus:

G D

She’s a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, and nothin’s missin’

G D A

She never had a headache and she ain’t got bad breath when we’re kissin’

G

She’s there when you need her, she’s more than just a friend

D G

And her skin is as smooth as a pearl

D A D

She’s my life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl

Well I didn’t tell anybody except my best friend Earl

Cause you can’t trust just anyone you see

And when I’d come home late at night all tired from makin’ pizzas

Wendy, she’d be waitin’ there for me

One night I came home anxious with Wendy on my mind

And it broke my heart in two when I walked in

And I found the one I’d always thought would always be just mine

Layin’ there with Earl, my best friend

Now I never dreamed that Wendy would be the cheatin’ kind

And I never figured Earl would let me down

But you don’t know what can happen in these modern mixed up times

Cause there’s a lot of fuckin’ wierdos runnin’ around