Todd Snider - I Think I'm An All Right Guy lyrics

Well just the other day, I was sitting around in my house.

I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked.

I was checking it out.

Well, just then a friend of mine came through the door,

She said she'd never pegged me for a scumbag before.

She said she didn't ever want to see me any more,

And I still don't know why!

I think I'm an all right guy.

I think I'm an all right guy.

I just want to live until I've got to die.

I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try.

I think I'm an all right guy.

I think I'm all right.

Well maybe I'm dirty and maybe I smoke a little dope.

But it ain't like I'm going on TV tearing up pictures of the Pope.

And I know I get wild and I know I get drunk,

But it ain't like I've got a bunch of bodies in my trunk.

My old man used to call me a no-good punk,

And I still don't know why!

I think I'm an all right guy.

I think I'm an all right guy.

I just want to live until I've got to die.

I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try.

I think I'm an all right guy.

I think I'm all right.

Well, the other night, I got arrested outside a bar.

The cops pulled me over, they ordered me out of my car.

Well, I was only kidding when I called them a couple of dicks,

But still they made me do the Stupid Human Tricks.

Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks,

And I still don't know why!

I think I'm an all right guy.

I think I'm an all right guy.

I just want to live until I've got to die.

I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try.

I think I'm an all right guy.

I think I'm all right.