Todd Snider - I Can Drink Any Woman Pretty guitar chord
I can drink any woman pretty
by Todd Snider
Standard tuning
(Intro)
D D G D D A
^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v
|---------2-2-------2-2-|-------3-3-------2-2-|--------2-2-----------|
|---------3-3-------3-3-|-------0-0-------3-3-|--------3-3---------2-|
|---------2-2-------2-2-|-----0-0-0-2h4---2-2-|----2---2-2-----2---2-|
|-------0---------0-----|2-4------------0-----|2h4---0-----2h4-----2-|
|-0-2-4-------0-2-------|---------------------|------------------0---|
|-----------------------|---------------------|----------------------|
D
|--------2-------|-
|--------3-------|-
|--------2-------|-
|----2-0-------0-|-
|2h4-------0-2---|-
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(Verse 1)
D G
She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county.
A D
And I's the loneliest man in the whole damn world.
G A D G
But I had me a fool proof plan, that I'd learned from my old man.
D A D
Yeah, I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl.
Bmin A
Now I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me.
Bmin A
Hell, she looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake.
G A D Bmin
But as I gulped down another round, I said, hey woman hand around.
G A D
Yer gettin better looking with every drink I take.
(Chorus)
G A D
Cause I can drink any woman pretty.
G A D
Just give me a bottle and a little time.
G A D Bmin
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,
G A D G A D
but one more round and that womans gonna look just fine.
(Verse 2)
D G
She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first met her.
A D
She had floppy ears and this big ole busted nose.
G A D Bmin
And it was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth,
G A D
and them sloppy ole smelly mismatched dimestore clothes.
Bmin A
But Johnny Walker spiced up her wardrobe.
Bmin A
Yeah, and bourbon straightened out that busted nose.
G A D Bmin
Well a couple of vodka shots, add in a little bit of dental work.
G A D G D
Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marylin Monroe, oh no.
(Chorus)
G A D Bmin
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,
G A D
but one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine.
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After listening to the recording more closely, I think this should be played capoed at the 2nd fret. Making the capoed chords :
D = C
G = F
A = G
Bmin = Amin
It should be easy to transpose the intro to the capoed position. To me it sounds more accurate capoed.
