Tlc - No Hooch lyrics

(TLC parody of the song "No Scrubs")

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A hooch is a girl that thinks she's all that

And also known as a hoochie

Trynna get money from all these guys

Cuz she gots a big bootie so (no)

I'm not Captain Save a hoe

I'm not giving you none of my dough

Don't wanna give you nothin' (no)

So girl don't waste my time

Chorus:

I don't want no hooch

A hoochie get knocked in the head with

The boot from me

Hanging at the backstage at every concert

Givin' up the punanie for free

I don't want no hooch

A hoochie get knocked in the head with

The boot from me

Hangin' at the backstage at every concert

Givin' up the punnanie for free

Said a hoochie shows her ass

And she has no class

And plus she's dirty and stinky

She got weaves in her hair with no underwear

And got stains like Monica Lewinsky (ewwww)

So (no)

I'm not Captain Save a hoe

I'm not giving you none of my dough

I'm not give you nothin' (no)

So girl don't waste my time

Chorus

If you have fake nails and contact lenses

Oh yes son I'm talking to you

If you buy your clothes at Duran Square

Oh yes son I'm talking to you

If you have five kids with three different dads

Oh yes son I'm talking to you

I say you get happy from my money oh no

I don't want no

Hooooochies

Hooooochies

Hooooochies

Hooooochies

Chorus