Tim Wilson - Three Things Uglier Than Dale Jarrett's Car guitar chord

Three Things Uglier Than Dale Jarrett's Car

Tim Wilson

Capo 2

* - one strum

G Cadd9 G*

Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car

NC C9 D* (Let ring)

Keith Richards naked, thats close but no cigar

G Cadd9 C9*

The Elephant Man in bowling shoes, with a chili vomit stain

N.C D G

Or french kissin that poor woman from "Throw Mama From The Train"

G Cadd9 G*

Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car

N.C C9 D* (Let ring)

Lyle Lovett naked, dancin in a leather bar

G Cadd9 C9*

Richard Petty naked without his glasses or his hat

N.C D G

Chick McGee naked.... oh, its uglier than that.

G Cadd9 G*

Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's Ford

N.C C9 D*

Tony Siragusa in a jock strap, bouncin' on the divin' board

G Cadd9 C9*

Gettin' caught without an umbrella in the middle of a shit storm

D G

But at least its the same color as a Dale Jarrett uniform!

G- 320033

Cadd9- x32033

C9- x32030

D- xx0232

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