Tim Wilson - The Ballad Of John Rocker guitar chord

The Ballad Of John Rocker

Tim Wilson

G

John Rocker, your proctologist called,

C

They just found your head

D

You've been awarded the Golden Rubber Glove,

G

For that stupid crap you said

You've got the loudest mouth in baseball,

C

Nobody could shut you up

D

So in New York, even in your street clothes,

G

You probably oughta wear a cup

Chorus

C

John, your off your rocker

G(quick strum)

Better.. clean out that locker

G D

Or go out and throw about 22 perfect games

C

Son, you've clinched a spot

Next to Marge Schotte

G

In the Dipshit Hall Of Fame

G

John Rocker, Detective Furhman called

C

He knows how you feel

D

And I bet you Congressman David Duke

G

Would probably help with your appeal

Maybe you won't get suspended

C

Or have to pay that 20 grand

D

But if you can't close for the Braves right now,

G

You can start for the Ku Klux Klan

Chorus

C

John, you're off your rocker

G(quick strum)

Thank God you don't play soccer

G D

Cause you'd probably get killed in a riot in the stands

C G

If you do an interview again, Ted said he's bringin' in

D G

A gay right handed pitcher from Japan.... (preferrably mute)

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