Tim Wilson - Living On A Gas Card guitar chord

LIVING OFF A GAS CARD

Tim Wilson

Album: Hillbilly Homeboy

Intro: (G) (G)

You threw me (G) out, I've been sleeping in the (D) Quick Mart parking (G) lot

I got a bag of dog food for a pillow - (A) Campin' in the handicap (D) spot

Ab(G)dul - the cashier - isn't sick of me yet

Gives me (C) girlie-magazines and cigarrettes

I've eat e(G)nough pickled eggs, to (D) start a dill chicken (G) farm

Honey, (C) you got me living on a gas card

I (G) hope you're doing well

(C) Tell the bank account I said hello

And tell your (A) lawyer to go to Sh(D)ell

I'll be the (C) purple-tongued bum with the (G) grape snow cone

And the double (C) X ass whuppin' for (G) him to try on

He took my (C) house and my kids and (G) crap like that

Got the (A) Quick Mart card, and the (D) Earnhardt hat

We were (G) both in court, when div(D)orce judge struck the (G) deal

She said if I'd stay 100 feet away from you, you'd (D) pay this cotton pickin' _________

gas card bill

A (G) hundred dollar credit limit buys a lot of Slim Jims

A (C) lot of potted meat, and a mess of M&M's

But, (G) bread and Beanie Weenies ain't exac(D)tally high on the (G) hog

You got me (C) living on a cotton pickin' gas card

I (G) hope you're doing fine

You got the (C) Honey Baked Ham on the MasterCharge

I got the (A) Thanksgiving pork (D) rinds

I'm the (C) heartbroke defendant with the (G) Quick Mart blues

Livin' (C) on Lance crackers and (G) YooHoo's

Don't (C) hang up the phone..oh, (G) no...wait

(A) Double check the expir(D)ation date

Spoken:

"Mr. Wilson. Are you being sure this card is still good? Well, Abdul, I practially

live here. And since we're gettin' so gaul-darn techincal about identification,

why don't you pull out your passport? Just ring up the gummy bears, and

shut up about it"

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