Tim Wilson - I Could Be Wrong lyrics

I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass

Tellin' me every move to make

And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass

Tellin' me how to bake a cake

And I've just about had my fill

Of Doctor fuckin' Phil

Tired of looking at Tiger's ass

And Shaquille O' fuckin' Neal

Paris Hilton could fuck up a county fair

Just proof that you can be stupid

And still be a billion-fuckin'-aire

I'm tired of Simon's ass tellin' people that they can't sing

I'd fire Donald Trump's ass for knowing every fucking thing

Jen and Brad and Angelina's ass

I'm about tired of lookin' at them

And I'm about ready for Hollywood's ass

To run out of fuckin' film!

I'm tired of everything on TV

Everybody loves Raymond...

Except for fuckin' me!

I'm tired of that Lance's ass

In France ridin' on a bike

And I could purty much give a damn

What some actress's dress looks like

It'd be nice if Hip-Hop's ass would finally learn to play three cords

And I'm about fed up with Nashville's ass

And the "Hand-me-a-trophy" awards

Barry Bonds hittin' a bunch of fake home runs

And a fake-ass Larry the Cable's ass

And Git-R-fuckin'-Done!

I'd like to watch football's ass

Without worryin' about T.O.

And I'm resolved to tell W's ass

Where the fuck he can fuckin' go

I'd be the first to second

Tellin' the third world what the fuck they can fuckin' do!

It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's ass get whipped by the Jews

I'm tired of my own ass singing this fuckin' song

There's a lot of people's ass I'm tired of

But the list's too fuckin' long!

And I could be wrong...

OHH, I could be wrong!

Thanks to Kelly for these lyrics