Tim Wilson - Garth Brooks Ruined My Life lyrics

What's the big deal about Garth Brooks

What's he got that I ain't got

Except the biggest country album in history

And girls screamin' in the parking lot

My wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon

Yeah the woman thinks Garth is great

But if you ask me my opinion I'd say Garth needs to lose some weight

'Cuz I look better in a hat than he does

And I got a lot more hair

And I've missed The Dance, still felt the pain

And I've never had an answered prayer

I wrote a hundred songs about rodeos

But my wife wouldn't listen to mine

Now I'm singin' to friends in a place so Low

Garth Brooks couldn't even find.

Garth Brooks you better hope we never meet

Or I'll grind you in the dirt

I'll slap that Resistol offa your head

And choke you with a Garth Brooks T-shirt

She has taken down our weddin' pictures

And put a poster of you

And if your name comes up again when she's sleepin'

There's no tellin' what I'll do.

Yeah we went though this a few years ago

When she was dreamin' about George Strait

But now the name Garth Brooks are two words

That I have grown to hate

You look like a cowboy airport controller

With that ugly little microphone

Why don't you strut your butt back to Oklahoma

And leave my wife alone.

I sick of Garth Brooks

I'm tired of hearin' about Garth Brooks

I think I've had enough, Garth Brooks

My wife is in love with, Garth Brooks

She wants to be Mrs. Garth Brooks

I hope this record sells like Garth Brooks

Thanks to SteveThorn for correcting these lyrics