Tim Wilson - Garth Brooks Ruined My Life guitar chord

Tim Wilson - Garth Brooks Ruined My Life

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What’s the big deal about Garth Brooks

D A

What’s he got that I ain’t got

Except the biggest country album in history

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And girls screamin’ in the parkin’ lot

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My wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon

D A

Yeah she thinks Garth’s number one

E A

And there’s even husbands jealous at Garth Brooks over in Ireland.

D

I look better in a hat than he does

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And I got a lot more hair

I missed The Dance, Still Felt the Pain

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And I’ve never had an Answered Pray

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I wrote a hundred songs about rodeos

D

But my wife wouldn’t listen to mine

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Now I’m singin’ to Friends in a place so Low

E A

Garth Brooks couldn’t even find.

D

Garth Brooks you better hope we never meet

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Or one of us is gonna get hurt

Yeah you’ll let go of that Longneck Bottle

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If I choke you with a Garth Brooks T-shirt

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She has taken down our weddin’ pictures

D

And put a poster of you

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And if you name comes up again when she’s sleepin’

E A

There’s no tellin’ what I’ll do.

D

Yeah we went though this a few years ago

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When she was dreamin’ about George Strait

But now the name Garth Brooks are two words

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I have grown to hate

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Brother you look like a cowboy airport controller

D

With that ugly little microphone

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Why don’t you quite tryin’ to turn my wife away

E A

And leave my life alone.

D A

I sick of, Garth Brooks

D A (stop)

I’m tired of hearin’ about, Garth Brooks

D A (stop)

I think I’ve had enough, Garth Brooks

D A (stop)

My wife is in love with, Garth Brooks

D A (stop)

She wants to be Mrs., Garth Brooks

D A

I hope his records sells like, Garth Brooks.

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