Tim Wilson - Beer Belly Blues guitar chord

Chorus

G C G

Beer belly blues, what color are my new shoes.

G D

Cause my feet and belt buckle are things I rarely see.

G C

My problem is not my glands, it comes poured from aluminum cans,

G D G

And Papst Blue Ribbon has been awfully good to me.

Verse 1

C G

And honey when you buy my shirts, make sure there triple XL

G D

Four or five people I know at work have started callin' me Orsen Wells.

G C

I got endorsment offers from Michelob, Lite, and Strohs,

G D G

And Junior Sample's family called and their savin' me his old clothes.

Chorus

G C G

Beer belly blues, what color are my new shoes.

G D

Cause' my pants and my zipper are things I rarely see

G C

My mama says I'm big boned, I can't fit in her mobile home.

G D G

And Old Milwaukie's been awfully good to me.

Verse 2

C G

Yeah I used to be a lean 175 now I'm way over three

G D

It's a gettin' to the point that my own wife dont wanna' slow dance with me

G C

Cause' I like to eat and watch tv, and knock out a case or two

G D G

Even people like Sally Struthers say that I need to lose a few.

Chorus 3

G C G

Beer belly blues, are something that I can't lose

G D

If Richard Simmons saw me he'd cry and hold my hand

G C

Yeah but I couldn't touch my knees, if I was sweatin' to the oldies

G D G C

And Old Milwaukie's been awfully good to me.

G D G C

Yeah Papst Blue Ribbon has been awfully good to me

G D G C G

Yeah yeast in generals' been awfully good to me.