They Might Be Giants - Particle Man lyrics

Particle Man, Particle Man,

doing the things that a particle can,

what's he like, it's not important,

particle man.

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

When he's underwater does he get wet?

Or does the water get him insted?

Nobody knows, particle man.

Triangle man, triangle man,

triangle man hates particle man,

they have a fight, triangle wins,

triangle man.

Universe man, universe man,

size of the entire universe man,

usually kind to smaller man,

universe man.

He's got a watch with a minute hand,

millenium hand and an aeon hand,

and when they meet it's happy land,

powerful man, universe man.

Person man, person man,

hit on the head with a frying pan,

lives his life in a garbage can,

person man.

Is he depressed, or is he a mess?

Does he feel totally worthless?

Who came up with person man?

Degraded man, person man.

Triangle man, triangle man,

triangle man hates particle man,

they have a fight, triangle wins,

triangle man.