They Might Be Giants - Counterfeit Faker lyrics

Call out the undertaker

Call out the police

The counterfeit faker

Is coming after me

Yes, I loved him like a brother

I loved him ambivalently

There's no way to measure

The damage he has done

Counterfeit faker

Carries a grudge

Nervous, I walk through windows

I walked through plate glass doors

Silent, his presence haunts me

And waves me on some more

Counterfeit faker

The damage has been done

Oh, do some damage, son

The damage has been done

The damage has been done

Counterfeit faker

Bring him on