THE WILDHEARTS - TV TAN lyrics

I'm living on a land-mine

my body's ticking away, my cartoon eyelids

and my skin, a sickly grey

and if I waited by the 'phone line

I'd wait a couple of days so I'm here lying

on my bed, until I fade

I flick the channels one to one, I flick them through again

and all the time I'm dreaming better days

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and now I see no sun, I see no life behind my one-track mind

here I need no fun, I need no time to find a new design

move along I'm working on my 3-D TV tan

softso KO - I need another show

softso KO - it's just a part of the plan

softso KO - there's only me and my TV Tan

some day maybe I'll call you

I'll see whenever I'm free.. maybe Tuesday, when there's nothing on TV

20 Regal and a 4-pack

I guess I'm set for the night and anti-social, to keep in shape, thin and white

I light a smoke, and in'tween tokes, consult the TV guide

the bible for the pig who stays inside

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thinning, I'm thinning and insanely grinning

and fools peering

out of my TV try hard to be funny

unfortunate for me

they start to entertain ye

I'm living on a land-mine, the kind that never ignites

and I'm here waiting, here for nothing...

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