The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday lyrics

This is going to be the best Christmas ever.

Everything this year's been a disaster

But I won't let it bother me at all

Nothing's going to bring me down,

It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punch

I'm going to stand my happy ground.

I refuse to let my family make me crazy

I'll smile at their insults and their frowns

I'll ignore the shitty weather

Cuz what counts is we're together

Loving, safe and sound

Nothing's going to ruin my holiday

Not this time, Ya hear?. (I won't let it happen)

And If you try to ruin my holiday-

I swear you will regret it for the rest of the fucking year.

The turkey might have made the children vomit

The tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts

But I will grin and bear it

and this nightmare we will share it

Till I get my only wish- it's

Nothing's going to ruin my holiday

No act of God or family fight

Cuz if you try to ruin my holiday

I swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life

You'll burn in hell with hot pokers in your eyes and acid on your flesh

This is going to be the best Christmas ever.

Soon this crappy Christmas will be over

And I'll go right back to my pissed-off self

But until that happens I'll just continue laughing

like one of those creepy, retard, mutant, North Pole Elves.

Nothing's going to ruin my holiday

Not this year I won't let that be the case

And If you try and ruin my holiday-

I'll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey eating face.

Understand me

This is going to be the best Christmas ever!