The Vandals - Get A Room lyrics

Congratulations, you're in love. The lonely nights are gone.

But now you're making us all sick, the way you're carrying on

Put your tongue in your mouth, keep your hands off her ass

It's a very sick public display- Have you no sense of shame?

Oh get a room, we'll all pitch in - If you'll go away.

String of spit connects your mouths, I'm trying hard not to look.

And all the endless baby talk, is going to make me puke

I don't care who's the bigger Schmoopy head

I'm hearing you talk and I wish I was dead

oh baby, oh honey, oh pumpkin, oh schnookums, oh baby.

Get a room, I'll pay for it- if you'll go away. Go Away.

Bring it down a notch or two, you're gathering a crowd

And I can tell from over here, you're visibly aroused.

Don't dry humpin' in restaurants,

it's unsanitary and rude now it's dinner and a show, but I just wanted food.

Well you're having your heated session, in the busiest intersection.

Knock it off, now the light is green.

Oh get a room- we'll all pitch in, if you'll go away.

Go away. Go away. Go Away. Or break up. Or fuck off. Knock it off.