The Vandals - Disproportioned Head lyrics

If my body was twice the size it was

then I might look alright but I don't because,

I've got a disproportioned head.

And the people they point and laugh at me and

they tell me it's huge cuz honestly -

I've got a disproportioned head.

Don't try and be nice and say, "It's really not that big"

cuz I am well aware that you are lying - about my head.

It blocks out the sun like a parasol.

And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll cuz I've got a disproportioned head.

And I can't make it better with surgery.

So I'm stuck with this skull and the world can see,

I've got a disproportioned head.

Don't try and be nice to me because you think I'm near.

I'm across the street and I can't hear.

Don't offer advice to me, of hats- it's all been tried.

They don't really make them in my size...Head.

And I can only fit in convertible cars.

And my Mom has a 3-foot cesarean scar,

cuz of my disoproportioned head

And I'd go ahead and end it now

If I could find a noose that would fit around my huge, disproportioned head.

I've got a disproportioned head [x3]