The Vandals - Designed By Satan lyrics

Talking board-misunderstood. What looked good

on paper even looked better on wood.

A card game way out of control. Divining what's

to be while tempting fortune with the soul.

The table tilts the lights go dim and then the fun

begins. We stay up late and it's all great,

The Parker Brothers sin, can't be undone.

Designed by Satan.

It's all in fun.

Designed by Satan.

John Edwards is much to Blane. The Renaissance is

all but Fair, they all bring on the same.

When will the dirt bags ever learn? For every

Slayer melody a thousand more will burn.

A thousand miles below the floor

where screams cannot be heard.

And those that don't believe don't care don't

recognize the word, until he's won

Designed by Satan

It's all in fun

Designed by Satan

Let's review the rules of the game

Innocent flirtation can lead to eternal flames.

Why chance it? Why pick up the deck?

When Chutes N' Ladders kicks much ass,

And won't send you to Heck.

The table tilts the lights go dim and then the fun

begins. We stay up late and it's all great,

The Parker Brothers sin, can't be undone.

Designed by Satan.

It's all in fun.

Designed by Satan.