The Vandals - Choosing You Masters lyrics

I think my TV's busted

if not this country's dusted

'cause I think I saw 7 Mary 3,

and they were on the MTV

They were telling the people to rock the what?

Talentless hippies, Hootie wannabees,

Southern fried kings of mediocrity

Now let me get this straight

you want MTV viewers,

the worlds biggest losers,

to vote?

the idea's wrong

in fact there ought to be a law

if you can sit through a Silverchair video

you shouldn't be allowed to vote at all

They call it a revolution, I call it a curse

Tabitha sucks and Kennedy's worse

it's like I got Clockwork Orange things on my eyelids

as I watch the fans of Stone Temple Pilots seize power

A layer of shit spreads across the land

it's a PSA from the Rollins Band

now the sellout of all time,

who can't sing or write a rhyme

is telling his Genius club

they have a voice?

Well the voice of his fans,

like those of Blind Melons

should be lumped together

w/ convicted felons

Just a segment of society

Not encouraged to engage in public policy

This idea's wrong,

in fact there ought to be a law.

Anyone who bought the last Hole record

should be thoroughly deprogrammed

for the safety of us all

This idea's wrong

don't choose your masters