The Sick Lipstick - Mommy's At The Grocery Store lyrics

I enjoy the cinema!

Take me, take me to the cinema!

Santa Claus on the screen

He is wearing red and green

I enjoy the cinema!

Put me in a movie with him!

Rocketship to the North Pole

It's so frosty up there

But I brought my warmest clothes.

Rudolph and his lady-friend

Making babies in the white snow.

I got pregnant by Santa Claus,

Santi-Claus

Watch out!

A dog peed there!

A dog peed there!

Gideon is in the tree.

He's talk-talk-talking to me!

Mommy's at the grocery store,

Daddy got shot by a bank robber.

He took us in his car.

He drove us into the river.

We're drowning

Drowning!

Drowning-drowning-drowning in the river!