The Raconteurs - Intimate Secretary lyrics

I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop

I've got a girl and she likes to shop

The other foot looks like it won't drop

I had an uncle and he got shot

Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?

Are you part of this kakistocracy?

This ringing in my ears won't stop

I've got a red Japanese tea-pot

I've got a pen but I lost the top

I've got so many things you haven't got

This fellow's craft is just not for sharing

He's not an intimate secretary!

I've got a rabbit it likes to hop

I've got a girl and she likes to shop

The other foot looks like it won't drop

I had an uncle but he got shot

Then on rubble of scummest malarchy

Down with luck we'll see Ecclesiarchy

Our fellow's craft is just not for sharing

He's not an intimate secretary!

The Ex-? Inspector Inquisitor

The Demockery lust streets master

Are you part of this kakistocracy?

Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?