The Mr. T Experience - The Empty Experience lyrics

I want to be real cool I don't want to follow the schedule

I want to eat my tv set I want to smell like aqua net

I want to know the human race I want to rub it all over my face

life is such a fucking joke I want to laugh until I choke

thought I saw you when I closed my eyes

but it was just an order of fries

thought I loved you yesterday but it was just a tv tray

I want to meet the aspirin lady I want to talk to Peter Brady

I want to be on my own I want to be fully grown

I want to be a celebrity I want to be like Mr. T

won't let people fuck with me every night on tv