The Mr. T Experience - King Dork lyrics

I don't have much to offer

or anything at all

I look like death warmed over

you're like a living doll

Okay, I may be the worst that you have seen

But I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen, e-een, e-een, whoa-o

I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen

You're too dear to put a price on

and when I talk to you

You're more than Monty Python

Star Trek or Dr. Who

You're much more than

MST3K or D&D yeah

I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o

I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me-e-e-e-e.

Once you get used to it

Maybe you can love me just a little bit

Would that be, such a catastrophe?

So don't start screaming yet

Just lower your standards and get set

Whatever it takes, however it has to be

Those other girls can't stand me

There's none as fair as you

But if they see you and me

It might embarass you

So we'll go where they will never see you

I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o

I'm King Dork and I want you to be my

I'm King Dork and I want you to be my

I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen