The Mothers Of Invention - Call Any Vegetable lyrics

(Cheesey, Cheesey)

(This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular

They're real good for yo)

Call any vegetable Call it by name

Call one today When you get off the train

Call any vegetable And the chances are good

Aw, The vegetable will respond to you

(Some people don't go for prunes...I

don't know, I've always found that if they...)

Call any vegetable Pick up your phone

Think of a vegetable Lonely at home

Call any vegetable And the chances are good

That a vegetable will respond to you

Rutabaga, Rutabaga,

Rutabaga, Rutabaga,

Rutabay-y-y-y...

(A prune isn't really a vegetable...

CABBAGE is a vegetable...)

No one will know

If you don't want to let them know

No one will know

'Less it's you that might tell them so

Call and they'll come to you

Covered with dew

Vegetables dream, Of responding to you

Standing there shiny and proud by your side

Holding your hand while the neighbors decide

Why is a vegetable something to hide?