The Matches - The Jack Slap Cheer lyrics

Conversations with my bathroom mirror

are never the same

as when you're standing here

I'm chicken shit out on a brave frontier,

That teenage wasteland

so begins the Jack Slap Cheer

1234

Your mom ain't home

she's out strippin for your education

Your dad's out marchin for the NRA (the NRA)

I'm so damn bored

I'm crawlin out of my skin

The devil's got more room to play

This town gets so boring (nananananananananana)

when you're not scoring (nananananananananana)

It gets so boring and you live right up the street

16 summers, let's make one complete

(We're all) We're all Jack Slaps here

(Jack Slaps) Jack Slaps, with Jack Slap fears

(All lost) All lost on the same frontier

so face the facts and sing the Cheer

1234

Your dad stepped out

He's .09 and on the highway

The speakers blown but he still sings along (sing along)

Just trying to get some, some satisfaction

Bring me home, don't send me home

This town gets so boring(nananananananananana)

When you're not scoring(nananananananananana)

It gets so boring and you live right up the street

16 summers, let's make one complete

This town gets so boring(nananananananananana)

When you're not scoring(nananananananananana)

This town gets so boring(nananananananananana)

When you're not scoring(nananananananananana)

This town gets so boring(nananananananananana)

We're all Jack Slaps here

When you're not scoring(nananananananananana)

Jack Slaps, with Jack Slap fears

This town gets so boring(nananananananananana)

All lost on the same frontier

When you're not scoring

Face the facts, sing the cheer

This town gets so boring(nananananananananana)

When you're not scoring(nananananananananana)

It gets so boring and you live right up the street

16 summers, let's make one complete