The Graveyard Boulevard - That's My Mom lyrics

I'm getting pissed and I'll try to explain

Hard to believe that it happened this way

One day I was out at the cemetery

And this dumb motherfucker was taking a leak

So I spun him around and prepared to fight

And I knocked his ass down with all of my might

He begged and he cried as he asked my why

I said, “Son, you're fucking with a family guy”.

That's my momma you're pissing on

I'm keeping it clean, her gravestone

Hey, Hey, no way, you're getting out alive today

A trip to the crypt and the mausoleum

I've gotta stop cause my fist is getting numb

I guess by now, you think that you've been had

It's not over yet, cause here comes dear old dad

He whips out his belt like a man possessed

I can see what's coming, it's a bloody mess

He's half way through when he shouts out load

“Come on son, Let's make your momma proud”