The Darkness - One Way Ticket lyrics

It was a dusty old night

and I'm the first to admit it

I'm sure I upset someone

But my memory has chosen to omit it

A tiny voice was telling me

I should cool it

Chewing my face off

talking absolute rubbish

The first line hit me like a kick in the face

Thought I better have another one just in case

Next thing I knew my heart was under attack

Bought a one way ticket to hell..

And Back!

One Way Ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

I'm always trying to keep my vices under wraps

But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps

They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits

But my septum is in tatters

And I've still got the runs

Burn for a moment then you kick like a mule

Strangers are agreeing that it was rocket fuel

Several massive chocking lines of glorious gak

Bought a one way ticket to hell...

And Back!

One Way Ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

Stick it up your f*cking nose! Woohoo!

Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder

Pausing long enough to snort that white powder

Wheels steering off but I'm still on track

Bought a one way ticket to hell

And Back!

One Way Ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back(woo!)

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back,

Bought a one way ticket to hell...