The Darkness - English Country Garden lyrics

It was a cigarette break and I was des...perate

When I saw her pushing that wheelbarrow

She said have you got a match? and I said yes!

My cock and Farmer Giles prizewinning marrow

Frolicking in the summer fields were we

I fell for you and you grew to like me

I carved "You for me" in the bark of a tree in an English Country Garden

We rolled around, kissing on the ground in an English Country Garden

You succumbed to my charms, fell asleep in my arms in an English Country Garden

Beneath the stars above we fell in love in a English Country Garden

Jardin Jardin Jardin Jardin

They did a quiz at the village fete and we came last

Everybody laughed at the two of us

but I've never seen a bale of hay move so fast

She was a bonefide forking genius

Frolicking in the autumn fields were we

I cherished you and you tolerated me

We mucked about while we were mucking out in an English Country Garden

Took me under your wing when we had our fling in an English Country Garden!

You gave my heart a boost, you ruled the roost in an English Country Garden

Just as I got broody you got moody in an English Country Garden'

'Pulled out all the stops, harvested the crops in an English Country Garden

The yield was meager, you were far less eager in an English Country Garden

Seeds we scattered, never really mattered in a English Country Garden

I saw you leave the farm on another guy's arm in an English Country Garden

Jardin Jardin Jardin Jardin woooh!