Here comes the book 
the book of rules 
If you play this game 
you won't stay the same 
you could win your golden teeth 
be a spinning top 
Use a riding crop 
Mr alphabet says 
"Smile like a weasel 
as I cover you... 
cover you in treacle" 
We all know impatience 
is a sin..so do as you're 
told to do, it's so rewarding to... 
and you could win the tin man's heart 
be a chiming clock 
lie on the chopping block 
Mr. Alphabet says 
"Give me all your money 
Just to cover you 
cover you in honey" 
Don't be afraid 
There's no marmalade 
Don't be afraid 
I wouldn't even dream of it!