THE BOSS HOG BARBARIANS - Dog Show Pageant lyrics

[J-Zone:]

Yo Celph, when the fuck you gon' finish remixin

my solo track for the album man, that Dog Show Pageant shit

Yo gimme one of them old school funky-ass beats you got

Y'knahmsayin, so we can hurry up and get paid

C'mon, let's go

Heh, I'm not a poodle I'm a pit, y'knahmsayin?

Dedicated to all my people whether you in the dog house

Or whether you a top dog or the underdog, y'knahmsayin?

We gon' break this out, Spuds McKenzie where you at?

J-Zone in the slot for life, the Boss Hog

But popular opinion has me known as the dog

Zone when I'm on big dog can't stop my jump shot

I got a tongue like Odie so your girl might know me

Crept with a chick in the dark one night

She dissed me and said my bark was tougher than my bite

Then she turned on the lights, had a look at my mug

I'll admit it, my grill is ug', the bitch called me a pug

I said no tramp, I'm raw like a pitbull

when I doggystyle then occupied yo' mouth with a dickful

She called me a bastard, ignorant and nasty

But I'm not here to save her cause my name ain't Lassie

Cockhound, cause I charge to put my dick in a slut

Some debate about my race, some might think I'm a mutt - no

Y'all act like y'all never seen no lightskinned brothers

Raise up, Old Maid punk, and I piss with one leg up

Dogged by the critics, can't wait 'til they review this

They want another "Pimps Don't Pay," is y'all stupid?

I'll probably get two stars, they'll say this ain't conceptual

The Hogs are show dogs, therefore we ain't here to lecture you

When I hustle beats J-Zone the rottweiler

Used to front, now you wanna bark I'm chargin top dollar

Records in the trash, other dogs peed on 'em

Me I took 'em home and chopped 'em, and popped my flea collar

Kid I'm not Spot, I'm not here to educate you

Bitch I wanna dog you, I don't really wanna date you

Cause you ain't my owner capiche? Might bone her when I get in heat

But you'll never put me on a leash

And I don't roll with groupies, y'all hoes is crazy

There's two things I don't need - that's rabies and babies

Met a cute girl mama, show her the chihuahua

But I don't chase tail I chase scrill meanin dollars

Genocidal dog, not an animal rights guy

Cause I find dog mink fur coats quite fly

Catch a dog shittin in my yard, next week

I've have a Maltese fur mink coat, lookin hard

Rin Tin Tin and Cujo gotta wait

I'm in the dog house again, my old fans try to hate

Mad at my last two albums and I'm sure they'll hate this one

But I'm a cool canine as long as my checks come

And for my whole life my luck been this way

Whether top dog or lower than dog shit - hey

Zone the underdog, makin mail gettin rich

But I'll always be a male dog, you'll always be a BEITCH!

Yeah that's what I'm talkin about - dedicated to all my people

If your luck has got you in the dog house don't even trip

Knahmsayin if you top dog keep doin your thing

If you a dog bitch.. be a dog bitch

Y'knahmsayin? Don't matter

Pop your flea collar to this

Fresh out the kennel {"Watch out for that dog!"}

Boss Hog's a dog

{"Remember watch out for that dog!"}

{"Watch out for that dog!"}

{"Watch out for that dog!"}

[Too $hort:] I'm audi five to my dog house