The Bears - Complicated Potatoes lyrics

A fat man like me

can never bother with tea or brie

I must go right to the main source

and wolf it down like a rhinoceros

but a woman like her

can tease me with a warm hors d'ouevre

She slices and dices nicely

which has a way of enticing me

armed with an apron and spatula

she is a post-modern goddess of love

so why does she feed me pate`

when she knows what I'm gonna say

Complicated potatoes again?

complicated potatoes

She spices her icings precisely

arousing me aromatically

I had a recent rhinoscopy

so I could smell every recipe

still she leaves me on pre-heat

when she knows that I love to eat

Complicated potatoes again

complicated potatoes