The Bastard Fairies - We're All Going To Hell lyrics

All you Mormons who like cussing, you are going to hell

All you preachers who like fucking, you are going to hell

Little boys that choke the chicken, you are going to hell

It’s the nature of evolution, the dinosaurs went to hell

-CHORUS-

Hell hell hell it’s a wonderful place

It’s a place of fire and brimstone

All you Christian politicians, you are going to hell

Magic Jesus apparitions send you to hell

Buddhist monks without god you are going to hell

Those of you dissecting frogs, you are going to hell

CHORUS

(talking)

I need a beer

-Can opening-

Ha-ha that was pretty good

Ahh. Okay

All you Catholics wearing condoms, you are going to hell

All us fatties eating bonbons, we are going to hell

Unbaptized babies learn to limbo, purgatory is hell

And your religion is a gamble and you are going to hell

CHORUS

Check this shit out x 2

It’s gunna change your life x2

There once was a man who thought that if he ate all the pages in the bible he could kill most anything

In 1913 he died of a stroke when he tried to eat the book of kings

Eat the book of kings x2