The Bastard Fairies

The Bastard Fairies - The Greatest Love Song lyrics

All I need is a catheter and lobotomy

Everything will be clean and clear and clutter-free

Take my hand and we'll go off to the promised land

Tip-toe through the tulips, vacancy is so grand

It's a union made in heaven

Everyone will attend a reception

Consummate with no conception

Our world will be perfection

I'll have a hysterectomy

And we'll live our lives problem-free

No need to think independently

Your vasectomy will make our world complete

It's a union made in heaven

Everyone will attend a reception

Consummate with no conception

Our world will be perfection

We'll talk alike, we'll act alike

We'll never fight

We'll eat the same, dress the same

We are the same

Proverbial monogomy

Ménage à trois - that's not for me

We two are one, it's not for some

But it's all that I need

It's a union made in heaven

Everyone will attend a reception

Consummate with no conception

Our world will be perfection

It's the greatest love song (x7)

It's the greatest, greatest love song

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