THE 2 LIVE CREW - Dirty Nursery Rhymes lyrics

[Brother Marquis]

My mama and your mama was talking little shit

My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch

I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit

She slayed me and all the boys

And even sucked our dicks

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun

Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass

Cause she couldn't make him cum

Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest

Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge

Papa Bear said 'shit bitch, you must think I'm sick

Just get down here, on your knees

And suck this badass dick'

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man

He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand

Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty

So pull down your pants and give me some boody'

[Fresh Kid Ice]

There's an old lady who lives in a shoe

Got a house full of kids don't know what to do

She sucked and fucked all the niggas around

When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found

Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet

With her legs gapped open wide

Up came a spider, looked up inside her

And said 'that pussy's wide'

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner

Fucking this cutie pie

Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum

Said 'hell of a nigga am I'

Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall

Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again

[Luke]

Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out

The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes

Two dudes dressed like nuns, right

[Brother Marquis]

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way

To grandmother's house

But before she got there she met this man

That turned her hot ass out

[Fresh Kid Ice]

Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair

The dog's on my ass and getting near

The hair came loose and fell in a lake

Bitch check the weave that's in that lake

[Luke]

Bitch, get that weave out!

You dirty bitch, get that weave out!

Mix say, bitch get that weave out...

[Cheech and Chong: ] Hey! You ruined my record, man, I just bought it!