Tenacious D - Sasquatch lyrics

Artist:Tenacious D

Song:Sasquatch

Album: Tenacious D

There were some scientists

Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle

Then they figured out it was a missing link

"In search of sasquatch" - That was a kick ass "In search of.."

With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams Hauwww

He captured imaginations of people all around the globe

His name was sasquatch so I am told

His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe

Of the Indian tribe (apache tribe)

Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real

Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real

Listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he's real

Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit so fuckin' way now you know he's real

Real real real-real real real really-real real

Dischordant solo with overpoering drums

KJ: Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing

JB: No Dude, your drumming is kick-ass. It's just that "the D" it's always just been me and KJ

KJ: And we're just not comfortable beeing a power trio. I hope there'e no hard feelings

(Brief semi-classical guitar interlude)

(Sung)

JB: Sasquatch (KJ: Sasquatch)

Both: We know your legend's real

JB: Sasquatch (KJ: Sasquatch)

Both: We know your love is real

JB: Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch (KJ: Sasquatch)

Both: You and Tenacious D... are... real (Really stretch "real")

(Applause)

Sasquatch: Tell Tenacious D "They were kick-ass"

Guy: And who should I tell them said that

Sasquatch: Tell them it was Sasqua- Tell them it was a friend.

Guy: OK

(Audience din)

Classical music plays serenely over sasquatch's walking and moaning

JB: Hey (Really stretched)

Classical music abruptly ends

Sasquatch: You know what... you better tell them it was Sasquatch. They won't know what friend you're talking about.

Guy: Ok, Sure.

Sasquatch: See ya.