Tenacious D - My Biznitch Is The Shiznit guitar tab

My Biznitch is the Shiznit by

Had to fix the other post of this. This is the correct way to play it.

(Intro)

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G

Well, we met at the food court in the mall.

Em

She was in line at Arby's, and I was sippin' on a malt.

G

Such a lovely girl, I walked up to her.

Em

"I wanna make you mine and buy you diamonds and pearls."

G

She gave me her pager number, and said, "Beep me some time."

Em

Right there I knew that this girl was mine.

C

You're my number one girl, the best in the world.

D

You're the itch to me, forget the other girls.

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Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.

G Em

Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.

G

I was doin’ cannonballs at the YMCA .

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She came up to me, and said, "Hey, no horseplay!"

G

So I got out of the pool like I was The Man,

Em

cruised on over to the lifeguard stand.

G

I asked for her number, maybe I’ll call her sometime.

Em

She looked at me, smiled and said, "Fine."

C

You're my number one girl, the best in the world.

D

You're the itch to me, forget the other girls.

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Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.

G Em

Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.

G

Well, you know my biznitch is the shiznit.

Em

All the fellas are jealous, they should mind their own bidness.

G

I only got eyes for one girl.

Em

She's the one that really rocked my world.

G

Every day with me she makes the love stronger.

Em

When she's not by my side, all I do is wander.

C

She's my number one girl, the best in the world.

D

She's the itch to me, forget the other girls.

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Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.

G Em

Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.

G Em

Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.

C D

Biznitch

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Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.

G Em

Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.

G Em

Biznitch,

(Outro)

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Enjoy!