Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently2 guitar tab

Intro, slow verse and chorus:

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This is for the ladies...but fellas, listen closely...

D F#m   

You don?t always have to fuck her hard.

   Em      A

In fact sometimes that?s not right to do.

D     F#m           

Sometimes you gotta make some love,

Em    A

and fuckin? give her some smooches too.

Bm                      G        Bm              G

Sometimes you?ve got to squeeze, sometimes you?ve got to say please,

D A

sometimes you got to say hey,

          D    F#m     Em A

I?m gonna fuck you softly.  I?m gonna screw you gently.

  D    F#m        Em    A

I?m gonna hump you sweetly.  I?m gonna bone you discreetly.

Bm                G

And then you say hey I brought you flowers,

D                 A

And then you say wait a minute sally,

Bm               G                         E

I think I?ve got something in my teeth could you get it out for me

A

That?s fuckin? teamwork.

-Verse-

D                      F#m

What?s your favorite posish(position)

Em A       D

That?s cool with me, it?s not my favorite, but I?ll do it for you.

D     F#m

What?s you favorite dish?

      Em                            A

I?m not gonna cook it but I?ll order it from Zanzibar.

-Chorus 2-

(loud)Bm                         G

  And then I?m gonna love you completely

(soft)D                             A

  and then I?ll fuckin? fuck you discreetly

(loud)Bm      G

  and then I?ll fuckin? bone you completely

    F#5             Em           A   C     G     D

and then I?m gonna fuuuuuuuck  you haaaaaaaaaard

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Bb7       C        D

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