Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently lyrics

This is a song for the ladies,

But fellas listen closely...

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact, sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes, you've got to make some love

And fucking give her some smoochies too

Sometimes, ya got to squeeze

Sometimes, you've got to say 'please'

Sometime, you've got to say:

“Hey! I'm gonna fuck you softly,

I'm gonna screw you gently,

I'm gonna hump you sweetly,

I'm gonna ball you discretely."

And then you say:

“Hey, I bought you flowers.”

And then you say:

“Wait a minute, Sally

I think I got somethin in my teeth,

Could you get it out for me?”

That's fucking teamwork!

What's your fave posish?

That's cool with me

It's not my favorite

But I'll do it for you

What's your favorite dish?

I'm not gonna cook it

But I'll order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fucking fuck you discretely

And then I'll fucking bone you completely

But then, I'm gonna fuck you hard

Hard