Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently guitar chord

-Verse-

D F#

You don?t always have to fuck her hard.

E A

In fact sometimes that?s not right to do.

D F#

Sometimes you gotta make some love,

E A

and fuckin? give her some smooches too.

Bm G Bm G

Sometimes you?ve got to squeeze, sometimes you?ve got to say please,

D A

sometimes you got to say hey,

-Chorus-

D F# E A

I?m gonna fuck you softly. I?m gonna screw you gently.

D F# E A

I?m gonna hump you sweetly. I?m gonna ball you discreetly.

-refrain-

Bm G

And then you say ?hey I brought you flowers,?

D A

And then you say ?wait a minute sally,

Bm G E

I think I?ve got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?

A

That?s fuckin? teamwork.

-Verse-

D F#

What?s your favorite posish(position)

E A D

That?s cool with me, it?s not my favorite, but I?ll do it for you.

D F#

What?s you favorite dish?

E A

I?m not gonna cook it but I?ll order it from Zanzibar.

-Chorus 2-

(loud)Bm G

And then I?m gonna love you completely

(soft)D A

and then I?ll fuckin? fuck you discreetly

(loud)Bm G

and then I?ll fuckin? ball you completely

F# E A C G D

and then I?m gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaaaard

C G D

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd, thank you.