Tenacious D - Friendship Test lyrics

JB: BRRRRRRRRRRING....BRRRRRRRRRRRRING

KG: *Click sound* Two Kings.

JB: Hey Kage.

KG: Hey.

JB: How's it goin?

KG: Good, good.

JB: What're ya doin?

KG: Oh God, I was just, I w-

JB: I love you.

KG: ...what'd you say?

JB: Said I love you,man. Just wanted to say it.

KG: Hey, thanks. Thank you. That's awesome, fuckin awesome...I mean, uh, that's

cool you can, you can say that.

JB: ...Don't you have something to say?

KG: No...oh I mean, I uh, I like you.I like you too dude.

JB: Whoa, like? OH HO HO MAN! I'm glad I fuckin did this test on you. The

friendship test.

KG: What?

JB: No, man

KG What are you talkin about?

JB: What happened before, when I said I loved you,that was a test. Because man

I coulda made a total ass of myself if I hadn't done this test on you.

*whistle* hoo hoo!

KG: But you don't?

JB: Boy!

KG: You don't, really love me?

JB: Dude listen. You fuckin passed the test ok? But barely. Ya know what you

got?

KG: What?

JB: F plus. Click