Tenacious D - Cosmic Shame lyrics

So, uh, If I was gonna just one thing to ya'll tonight,

I'd say set the artist free.

I'm talking about this artist in here, set it free!

Im sayin': Quit your day job.

Now I know alot of you people here are sayin':

"I cant quit my day job, I got kids to feed Jack."

Quit your day job.

Focus on your craft,

one time, before its all over,

you've died, you've squandered it.

Ya fuckin' robots!

Now after a couple of years,

of you focusing earnistly on your craft,

KG and I will swoop in,

we will check out your progress,

and we will encourage you to continue;

Or we will say stop,

and then seriously you must stop,

or penalties will be created and inforced.

Cause listen, this is the problem:

Sometimes you follow your heart,

Sometimes your heart cuts a fart, (fart sound)

That's the cosmic shame.

That's the cosmic shame.

And I know what you are saying now:

"What makes you guys so fuckin' good?"

I don't fuckin know, and I dont like it!

I stay up going fuh-uh-uh-uck

Why cant everybody fuckin' have it?

cause this is the thing:

some people learn it on the streets,

some people learn it in the schools.

Me and KG we were fuckin' born with it homes.

Cause check it out:

(freestyle)

That shit came of the top of my fuckin head ya'll

Off top his head ya'll, why?

Off top his head ya'll, why?

Off top his head ya'll, why?

It's a cosmic shame!