Tenacious D - Beelzeboss lyrics

I am complete!

Fuuu - uuuck

Yes you are fucked!

Shit out of luck!

Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck

This world will be mine,

And you're first in line.

You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

Wait, wait, wait you motherfucker.

We challenge you to a rock-off!

Give us one chance to rock your socks off.

Fuck! Fuck! fuck, the demon code prevents me from declining a Rock-off challenge.

What are your terms,

What's the catch

If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell,

and also you will have to pay our rent.

And what if I win

Then you can take Kage back to hell

What?

Trust me Kage it's the only way

What the fuck are you talking about!?

To be your little bitch!

Fine!! Let the rock-off begin!

I'm the devil, I love metal!

Check this riff it's fucking tasty!

I'm the devil I can do what I want

Whatever I've got under my flaunt

There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost.

I can't wait to take Kage back to hell!

I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!

I'll make him scream like my scarlet pimpernel

Noooo!!

Come on Kage!

Bring the thunder!

There's just no way that we can win,

That was a masterpiece.

(listen to me)

He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man.

Goddammit Kage!

He's gonna make you his sex slave,

You're gonna gockle mayonaise.

Unless we bust a massive monster mamojam

Dude, we've been through so much shit

Deactivated lasers, with my dick!

Now it's time to blow this fucker down!

Come on Kage, now it's time to blow doors down!

I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down!

Line up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown!

We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town

Now we've got to blow this fucker down!

He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down

C'mon Kage, 'Cause it's time to blow doors down!